- Now, admitting in full that my knowledge of primitive cultures is scarce at best, might I ask whether anyone else finds evisceration and ingurgitation a fond way of conveying affections in polite conversation?
...why yes, only Saya? rather thought so.
Heh... toffees.
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...well, now that that certain inconvenient is out of the way, matters should be properly addressed.
I've grown entirely too sickened with this City to pay it any further courtesies; forward all the bills for your stricken delicate sensibilities to Doctor Jezebel Disraeli, and let that be that. You afford yourself too many intimacies. A scalpel is not a tweezer - rest assured.
Madam, you've such beautiful eyes. Please let's drown in them. A collectioner will know. After all, the Cardmaster screeches so very loudly.
private :: trollop :: c a i n hargreavesBoyo, you'll want to follow at some point. There's to be grave-digging, and we can't part the gentleman from his favourite past time. [ooc: end of the major arcana, so name cards on table.]
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- ...may everyone in this City be faring well, take your all vitamins, don't kill people in open view, etc, etc, etc.
private :: c a s s i a n :: moderately
...obviously, I'm expected to backhand you into a succession of walls and assortment of light posts. Further words?
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Do any of the fine ladies of this City care to get married?- Come, come, no need to be shy. I promise a modest affair, relatives of scandalous employ, regular income, no contact beyond the occasional cup of tea, and the vivid satisfaction of making a crucial point: spite a bloody midget.
Prior introductions unnecessary.
[ooc: …in which Jezebel does not take kindly to being Delilah’s housewife. -__-;; ]
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- [question]: How many Earls does it take to wave a wicket?
[answer]: ...keep counting.
Gentlemen, pass the ball. Raffit, carry.
Let's we play some cricket.
[ooc: in ur Xanadu mocking ur Earls playing ur l33t sports. Feel free to join in ~ !]
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- ...I...
thank everyone for their immediate concern towards my child-self's welfare
- wish you burned down to smithers and bones, you disgusting -
Cassian, you fool, how could you confess to -
Raffit -
...never found the lamb.
Regular hospital hours to be resumed. I understand there are new patients? Die, the nonce.
[ooc: embarassment looks dashin' on them Lordlings, that it does.]
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Have... have you seen Snarc...?
I can't walk around much and look. Father said I could see him today...
[ooc: ...because every mad scientist will want his little lamb for his age reversal City curse. Jezebel quite possibly made the cutest animal-loving sick little kid in assassination history, so beware the clinging. We shall not LOL at fluff being denoted by The Tower. ]
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- 1. ...whatever possessed you to distress
a poor spider's habitat innocent citizens will kindly cease and desist.
2. How many wounded?
All patients are requested to die, slowly, painfully, and screaming present themselves for standard medical verifications.
private :: Cassian
Am I correct to assume there's not a street corner you've not licked clean of all and any coin, or am I to point towards the back gardens and ask whether you've a need of further dentistry to pick them from among worms? He admitted.
private :: Riffael Tower
...speak, man.
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Clinically, ontologically, statistically and aesthetically:
SPIDERS > YOU.
Do not touch them.
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...pleadged the allegiance.
[ooc: stylized Tarot card: Death - Jezebel's function within Delilah. Thirteenth entry, only fitting.]
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- If you were in that blob, you shall see yourself in my office for proper medical
feel up audience*. Some sugar with your water - blood pressure.
Can anyone in this City work on the mind a touch?
...shall have to request an especially undemanding favour concerning personal habits. A fellow medic, in lack thereof, will do. Preferably one who will not require salts and take to a faint in the eventuality of an actual consultation.
My unabridged thanks.
Note * : ...and if you are Mister Raffit, you shall want to please excommunicate all interesting items from your person until further notice.
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Doctor's prerogative concerning the "glowing" sticks:
- do not eat them;
- do not bop others on the head with them;
- do not employ them for any purposes related to sexual intercourse;
- do not adopt them for your long lost spawn;
- do not, under any circumstances, subject your eyes entirely too long to their presence, as the glow will damage them
and they are your very best possessions, as is.;
Do enjoy yourselves during the celebrations and please have someone fetch me in the unfortunate eventuality of medical emergency.
private :: delilah + ranmaru + cain/riff- ...word. Presently.
I've little appetite for contradiction or humility.
[ooc: um. He's... not feeling the party!love.]
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- The things we miss - like freshly baked bread. Or still pictures. London, really.
Is it worth restoring a collection I'd begun back home, under the circumstances? I'd chance losing it. Oh, nostalgia.
Though however eccentric, oriental is faint without the element of comparison --
-- hmmm. Lest your fingers're falling off - lest you're overseeing every possible method of severing them - I shall want for an exemplary or two. Soon. Guv'na's tip.
Wrap them nicely?
[ooc : ...poor lad just wants his eyeball collection returned. ;__; !]
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- ...how does one verify if one has been... sleep walking and... perhaps... activating?
Surely we are not morally accountable for those deeds of our subconscious commission...
Ah - are we scheduled to fight off Jezebel-hat's many suitors today? Cassian, my war gear, will you?
private :: c a s s i a n
...did... we...? Growing weary of the act, and hungry for my name -- and London.
[ ooc : Yes, Jezebel has seen this. Yes, he is facepalming and wondering if he did it, and if so, where did he put those purty eyes. ]
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- Subject status :: informal report:
Miss Tsubaki Kakyouin, discovered with no signs of sexual abuse, several of negligent ministration, a concussion, the temporary absence of parts. However, it must be noted that I could not take the same liberties with a living, female subject that I would with a corpse.
The circumstance of immediate interest has already made itself known to you in your majority: yes, Miss Kakyouin has lost her sight through the most direct and barbaric of acts. However, the state has not stabilized, as they appear to be... regenerating. Final status pending - though I would certainly have appreciated prior notice of her abilities. I can keep her under surveillance, but there is precious little I can do regarding the supernatural.
To her close ones: If you care to visit, please understand that her significantly delicate state is its own recommendation for tempered conduct. Please do your very best to announce yourselves, and declare both your identity and perpetual state of movement in relation to her. People in this state are often prone to great amounts of paranoia.
She is presently within my observation, but I've no qualms about transferring her responsibility to a specialist of certifiable competence. Understand, I have seen some of the "medics" of this City...
I cannot pronounce myself on her mental health. I... appreciate the finesse of your former work, Muraki can only suspect it must be the result of present trauma? I've not a license in such affairs.
Doctor Muraki. The testimony of this "Irene" is not one I am particular about awarding any credence. We've placed her under opium a good while ago presently, which I am certain you, as a medic, understand will only strengthen whatever false opinion she might have generated in her stupour. I do not personally hold you responsible for a sedated, deranged subject's ramble.
...however - there is the question of your medical instruments - and other than those placed at public disposal - that were found on the direct premise. Please choose to explicate yourself at your earliest convenience.
( private :: m u r a k i )
[ ooc : for we are Delilah, and we go about things smoooooooooothly. ]
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- Doctor Kotetsu -- an inquiry of immediate medical concern:
In light of circumstances, has anyone insofar considered providing the ladies of this City with an elementary, if adequate tutorial on contraception? ♥ There appears to be an urgent need for such education...
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GENTLEMAN IN NEED.- ...assistance profusely appreciated, and not without reward. Are there no secure means to spare innocents a curse's displeasure? To... take them upon oneself, in the stead? Please - a creature of the gentry is frailer than other breeds, and there is the subject's age to consider. Doing one's waiting at such a time, with him in such duress would be... quite unthinkable.
Even dislocated, do you seek him out? I wonder...
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- All apologies - my health's always been too frail to allow for war craft or education in the martial arts.
And yet... when one side of the blade is dull, the other will bite, isn't that the way of it...?
...I have no understanding of just how an accomplished warrior might verify this fact without prickling his finger. Though I can, with absurd certainty and in full convinction recommend ratios of the red meats - tche... - and lactose derivates with daily exercise.
private :: rather hackable
You know what need be done. And I... have administered the some, already, much to your invited ignorance. ...shall do as necessary.
[ ooc : Jezebel does not approve of looming Towers. DOES NOT. DOES NOT. DOES NOT. ]
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You are at your utmost a full 4 feet - 9.
If you fell on your head from that height again and again and again, I am academically prepared to inform you that the physical injury and afferent trauma would still not justify your idiocy.
...merely a medical thought. Do you require that drawn?
[ ooc : dear Cassian - WRONG ORDER. Come be BITCHSLAPPED. ]
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Egads, all of you... drinking so much yesterday... do you truly suppose excess won't have its final say? Fatigue, hypertension - and a gentleman with a coronary on my table today. Affected it sight, it did - had to... take his eyes out to deter further nerve damage and infection. Imagine, and all of you, still so careless!
...hmmm. Well. By gones, eh? Anyone still under the weather? I've still some medicine on arms, might as well try to prevent further damage, yes?
[ ooc : actually, some poor fella just had a remarkable shade of blue to his iris. Terribly sad, and how, er, subtle of him -__-;; ]
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